Nick, if you are reading this, and I know you are:

Remember this year April in Nepal? After 3 weeks of dhaal bhat (beans, rice and ...beans) diet; and then getting the finishing move by Dharma and his wife: they finished us off by overloading us with more beans, rice and ...beans.

Then we proceeded to have one of the worst stomach churning and ass-blowing experience possible. You fell sick with diarrhea and fever.

So the point of this letter is this: I am sorry I thought you were a wimp, when you were strong man. You were holding it all together man. RESPECT. AIGHT!

After pissing through my asshole almost twice per hour for the last three days, I swear to God if I were you in Nepal. I would have cried mummy.

The good thing is after this episode of stomach emptying in Buenos Aires, I think I've crapped out the last undigested piece of buff meat we had in Nepal.

But anyways I'm feeling much better now. Keep in touch bro. And keep the dream alive.